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Norman Foster Inc.

Norman Foster's vision of the London skyline.

Bruised Ego of a Sore Loser

Left, is a picture of the recently unveiled Dubai Towers to be built in Istanbul, beginning next year. The project will cost $500,000,000 and is causing quite a controversy, but that's not why it's picture is here on my blog. The reason is as follows:


A similar building has appeared in a quick sketch of mine no less than two months ago. There is no message to this post, there is no moral to this story other than the fact that

I THOUGHT OF THIS FIRST!!!

FIGHT WINTER!!!!

Pretense, it seems, isn't an effective weapon against cold. For the past couple of weeks I have been pretending as if Summer didn't suddenly abandon us at the end of, well, Summer. 'It's not cold, I'm alright' says I, clad only with a T-shirt, despite the goosebumps. Today my bravery pays a visit in the form of sneezes, coughs, a sore throat, and weak knees. There is an upside to all this. I found out that my father and I have identical sneezes. I'm sure I can make £1,000,000,000 from this somehow but it hasn't dawned on me how yet. If it does, you'll notice cause I'll pimp up my blog, rudeboy style. Roll on gold-coated Nikey baseball caps.

PS: The image above is the result of 7 years of art&design education. I'm proud.

Subject: Life

Location: Lonelyisland
Population: Me
Situation: Oh fuck
Resolution: N/A
Fast Becoming: A Monk

Half-Nekkid-Thursday

Hairy chasm of forever.

Ketchup. Breathing Life Into Dull Food.

I have been blamed for substance abuse.

Confusion

I have a problem. I recently gave advice to a friend, on whether she should or shouldn't break up with her long distance boyfriend. They have seen each other only a couple of times for the last THREE SODDING YEARS!!! There is a guy about who is interested in her. He is more promising imho. And as any friend would do I asked if she would be interested in this other guy if she were to end her on-paper relationship. The answer was yes. I told her to break up with the long-distance. "Why is this a problem to you?" I hear you ask. The problem is that I kind of like this girl more than a friend would. (I fancy her) We talked about this a while back and she said she didn't want to risk the friendship, which means 'sorry mate, not my type' in every guys book, but I have issues of letting go. A part of me is blaming me for ruining any chance I might have had by telling her to give this new guy a chance, another is blaming me for thinking like that, this other part is blaming me for fancying a friend, and a last minority part is telling me I did OK, and asking the others to cut me some slack. The question is, which part sounds right?

PS: How I find the nerve to give people relationship advice I'll never know.

QUESTION FOR LADIES

Two monkies who have just met, one male and the other female, converse, and as it happens, the conversation is good. The male monkey feels somethings stirring in the more primitive parts of his underused brain. Out of the blue, he fancies the pants off the female monkey. Here is the dilemma for the male monkey: How does he know if the female monkey feels the same way?

This question is thousands of years old I know, but I guess I just wasn't paying attention when it was answered before.