Giggling Freud

Had a weird dream last night. There was a digital cult upheaval, not unlike the X-Box/PS2 upheaval a few years ago, but multiplied by a factor of 100, and everybody knew what it was all about but me. It seemed to be about badly recorded videos, but not 3rd rate porn. I somehow ended up in bed with two girls I knew seperately, yet they had just met eachother. They seemed to know more abot eachother than I knew about them, just because they were both into this uber-cool sexy cult. Couldn't figure out what it was for the life of me. There wasn't any sex going on but they seemed to enjoy my not knowing a lot, and this appearently made me 'CUTE' in a bad way, so I knew I wasn't getting any from either. There were brief flashes of fur and nipples left right and center. (I know, I need help) The strangest thing was that their faces kept switching between every woman I remember feeling attracted to. Waking up with a brick-bat erection and no natural way of calming it down was a bit of a downer. HOLY FREUD, HELP MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP GIGGLING IN YOUR GRAVE AND ANALYSE ME DAMN IT!!!!!!

Freud: You need to get laid.

Positronic: Well said.